me introducing myself on the first day of school:


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I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline. e.b. (via suspend)

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Alcohol tastes better than the thought of you and her 10 word story (via bl-ossomed)

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If I had a drink for every fuck I gave about you, I’d be intoxicated forever. I’d drink myself to death. Anonymous  (via fuckinq)

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